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Name:
LunchMasterDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 14-Nov-2006
I had a cheeseburger at The Goat and watched Maury Povich.
Yep...This really isn't much fun when you don't have a dumb limey rotten tooth, driving on the wrong side, poor spelling, ugly bastard to make fun of. Oh..well...America owns the World.
Name:
norman Lunch:
Location:
nashville
WebSite: http://lunchisfun.com
Date of Lunch: 14-Nov-2006
I realy enjoyed lunch yeppers Spamm and Peanut butter sandwiches while checking the coolest site by some freak @moviedownloadmatrix.com YA GOTTA chk it out!
Name:
ADEKUNLE COLINS Lunch:
Location:
NIGERRIA
WebSite: YAHOOMAIL .COM
Date of Lunch: 14-Nov-2006
DID YOU SHIP INTERNATIONALLT
Name:
Ollie Vaughan Lunch:
Location:
Southend - M & S
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 14-Nov-2006
It rained and my lunch from M & S tasted of turd burgers
Name:
Jonny*Brown*Bag Lunch:
Location:
D-Kalb
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 13-Nov-2006
sat on my ass all day and ate chicken parmesjon. everyone except the real lunchmaster dave can kiss the ass i sat all day. thats right. and I will crap on anyone from morley east ardsley, and anyone not. my diarhea will distroy your retard, non spell-check world.
Name:
The Real LunchMasterdave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 13-Nov-2006
I would never use the phrase "Poof Sucker." So, the fake LunchMasterDave needs to establish his own identity, so I may proceed with the verbal tearing of his bung hole.
Let's be adults about this you stupid poopy face. RIP Crusher Sam. Word Jonny Brown Bags.
Name:
Farq Lunch:
Location:
Not East Ardsley
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 13-Nov-2006
Farq Destroyer of Queers or is it lover of queers, i hope it wasn't you that took the forum down, coz if it was then i'm going to hunt you down you snotty little b'stard
Name:
Farq The Distroyer Of Werds Lunch:
Location:
Morley East Ardsley
WebSite: http://www.thebollocks.com/cgi/YaBB.cgi
Date of Lunch: 13-Nov-2006
Yoo bustards downed my sight. Be warmed yuo kunts. Yuo will orl be neckst. Yuo will orl dye by the sored of the grate Farq.
Name:
adriana Lunch:
Location:
high point
WebSite: aol
Date of Lunch: 13-Nov-2006
it is bea
Name:
DeWayne(FilmFreak) Lunch:
Location:
Nashville
WebSite: http://www.moviedownloadmatrix.com
Date of Lunch: 12-Nov-2006
All this talking about farting and barfing has made me hungry again! I just want a cup of Tapioca soup with maggots... Umm I love maggots!
Tonight on Lifetime.... One movie, one dinner, one awesome puke fest!
Name:
LunchMasterDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 11-Nov-2006
Got it yet Crusher Sam? I really am a poof sucker.
Name:
Not Lunch Master Dave Lunch:
Location:
No Where
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Nov-2006
LunchMasterDave is amazing. I love Him. The Planet is a better Earth because of him.
Love,
Totally Wicked Hot SuperModel
Name:
Jonny*Brown*Bag Lunch:
Location:
D-Kalb
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Nov-2006
...what lunchmasterdave said, hangovers and chicken pot pies don't mix. i also took three totally nasty s**ts today that looked like crusher sam's mom. Faggot. Homo's are queer and so is batman. you robbed robin's asshole of its dignity. idiots piss me off because they are retarded and stupid.
Name:
LunchMasterDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 10-Nov-2006
Jonny "Brown Bags" is a saint.
I going to throw up my lunch because I drank too much lastnight. I'm really not feeling up to making sense, so I will keep it simple. Homo's are gay and Chrusher Sam farts in his hand and smells it. Kimberly "Volleyball Babe" what the hell is a Turkey snadwhich? You're a moron. Everybody knows snadwhiches only come in salami and ham.
Name:
kimberly(*volleyball babe*) Lunch:
Location:
port st lucie, flordia
WebSite: pslhottie22@yahoo.com
Date of Lunch: 10-Nov-2006
my school lunch is not fun! they make us middle schoolers sit with are class. it is so boreding and i can't even see my bff.. and i had a turkey snadwhich with oreos and an drink .. well that all i have to say! *_*
Name:
Jonny*Brown*Bag Lunch:
Location:
D-Kalb
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 9-Nov-2006
Had me a Chicago style hot dog today... always good, unlike crusher sam's slutty mom. Where is that sausage jockey and his homo-fag boyfriend? Hugh Grant called and said his mom was a dirty whore. Shout out to LunchMasterDave, YO! So relax, drink a beer, watch a ball game, have a hot dog and enjoy life. Before you homo fags contract some queer disease.
Name:
LunchMasterDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 9-Nov-2006
I got that Beef sandwich I was craving for lunch today. Really dry bread, red sauce, hot peppers, me likey. Batman, I was not shocked at all that you signed off as a queer club member. I knew from your writing you bite pillows all day. Anyway. Crusher Sam...Where are you? Don't tell me your taking english classes to get my jokes. I can be stupid like you. Here... "I'm Crusher Sam, watch me stick my buddies wanker in my poofter. Americans Rule. I wear diapers and spit through the spaces in my teeth. Hey give back my soccer ball...Homo Bastard." See you stinky Limey. Come Back! Jonny "Brown" Bag Rules.
Name:
batman Lunch:
Location:
chicago illinois
WebSite: www.circuitclub.com
Date of Lunch: 8-Nov-2006
I ATE SPEGHETTI AND MEATBALLS TODAY! It was super duper duper duper duper duper fun! It was super duper duper duper duper duper fun YAY YAY YAY YAYO YAY!!!!!!!! check out circuitclub.com for great lunch ideas like these and more! Brought to you bi the PEOPLE THAT LOVE LUNCH!!!!!! CHICAGO QUEER CLUB!!!!! CQC!
Name:
DeWayne(FilmFreak) Lunch:
Location:
Nashville
WebSite: http://www.moviedownloadmatrix.com
Date of Lunch: 8-Nov-2006
Today I had peanuts and milk... I also was given some food by a girl I work with... I was a crossiant with tender chicken(honey glazed) and American cheese... It was umm .. umm good!
DeWayne :)
Check out my movie reviews at:
http://www.moviedownloadmatrix.com
Name:
Jonny*Brown*Bag Lunch:
Location:
D-Kalb
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Nov-2006
I'm new to this site so let me first say the english are a bunch of pillow-biting queers. Two words: Elton John. America rules, and so do spaghettios.
Name:
LunchMasterDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 8-Nov-2006
Great comment gooky Gack. Lets rip these limey schoolgirls everyday. Hang on..let me finish this last mayonnaise chip....So good. Alright, not to stereotype here, but every wanker with an english accent can eat corn on the cobb through a chain link fence. When they smile, it looks like they ate piano keys for lunch. Knock down a few soccer stadiums and build a dentists office. Speaking of lunch, mine was pasta. Wanted a beef sandwich, S**t happens. Like in CRUSHER SAMS pants. Don't go anywhere poofter buddy. My day is not complete without reading your comments, which are at a 3rd grade reading, writing and penis level. I rule. Limey Bastards smell like Ale and terds.
Name:
gooky Gack Chinamanagutamana Lunch:
Location:
San Jose
WebSite: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm
Date of Lunch: 7-Nov-2006
I ate the same thing that I eat everyday. Mayonnaise with chips. It's an American thing, you wouldn't understand. It's all we do. We just eat mayonnaise on chips all day becuase that's the only two food items we have here. I wish I was a lucky limey, then i would be able to eat delightful food items, such as Spotted Dick, and Faggots.
Name:
DeWayne(FilmFreak) Lunch:
Location:
Nashville
WebSite: http://www.moviedownloadmatrix.com
Date of Lunch: 7-Nov-2006
Hi, Lunch was great ... I did not eat anything and I feel like I am going to pass out! If you love Horror Movies... check me out at http://www.moviedownloadmatrix.com
Ejoy! I could go for a nice bowl of warm corn!
Name:
again: beafboy01 Lunch:
Location:
home
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 7-Nov-2006
i ave an american liveing with me but i still think that most of that nastion are dickheads all they do is eat mayonase on chips :S makes me wanna puke
Name:
norman Lunch:
Location:
nashville
WebSite: http://lunchisfun.com
Date of Lunch: 7-Nov-2006
lunch was very cool, ice cubes and snow cones
Name:
beafboy01 Lunch:
Location:
Super FUN! land
WebSite: none :D
Date of Lunch: 7-Nov-2006
Super FUN! land i am there so everthing is super FUN! & i had A SMILE BURGER it was great about 15 sec of my life i wont get back......*sigh* damm you crazy kidz wait i dno im tipeing randomly ummmmmmmm somthing reasonable......... eureka: ALL CHAVS MUST!!!! DIE but not just die DIE as in a painful way muhahahahahaha STUPID DRUGGIES ILL GET U BASTADS with fag burgers then hang U (saddam should not be hung i dissagree with this soooooo im of cya) even though u wont read this more time of my preshious life wasted welll THANKYOU :@
Name:
norman Lunch:
Location:
nashville
WebSite: http://lunchisfun.com
Date of Lunch: 7-Nov-2006
lunch was very cool, ice cubes and snow cones
Name:
LunchMasterDave Lunch:
Location:
America the Beautiful
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 7-Nov-2006
I hate you Crusher Sam. Making fun of you is not even fun anymore. Your intelligence and maturity is comparable to a tiny monkey who throws his feces at other stupid retarded monkeys. I had a cheeseburger from The Goat today. It was a good time. Also, Crusher Sam still pee's the bed.
Name:
Crusher Sam Lunch:
Location:
Oz
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 7-Nov-2006
Speak english queer. Oh you can't can you, you're American. Sorry. A nation with a universal speech defect, and women who sound like wailing cats.
Name:
LunchMasterDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 6-Nov-2006
Hey Crusher Samantha. I'm going to try and get past the fact that your writing is disgusting and unintelligent. Do you ever have a complete thought that doesn't involve gay sex? Maybe this Oz place you are from is just a factory that spits out stupid people that eat bagels and fail english class. I had Chicken Tequila Pasta for lunch and Crushers Sam is a super dooschebag.
Name:
Crusher Sam Lunch:
Location:
Oz
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 6-Nov-2006
Hey Lunch master sodomite Davy boy. Nancy boy yanks wearing body armour and girly tights to play football. Hey buddy. Oz aint anywhere near the UK yer thick homo' bastard. As for the perfect 38 in San Jose. S**t station across from International f**kin Harvester. The USA stinks like an ass prodding johnson. I had bagels today.
Name:
Gooky Gack Chinamanagutamana Lunch:
Location:
La Victoria, San Jose, CA
WebSite: lavicsj.com
Date of Lunch: 4-Nov-2006
I ate a chicken Quesadilla and Nachos at LaVic's in beautiful downtown San Jose, CA w/. Home of Quetzalcoatl the parkgoD, the Guadalupe River, and the worlds first ever radio station. If you've never eaten their you're lamer than a gas huffing Chinese. My lunch was better than yours because you suck. Haha! You probably ate chinese food. You thought it was pork, but it was Lassie. Did i mention that you can't drive worth a s**t, you yellow chink bastard.
Name:
Tobi Lunch:
Location:
germany
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 4-Nov-2006
I had 2 big sandwiches with salat ham cheese majo and tomatoes. It was fun. You dont believe...??? :-) IT WAS FUN! :-)
Name:
Yohann Vandershmut Lunch:
Location:
Lunch Room
WebSite: myspace.com
Date of Lunch: 3-Nov-2006
My lunch was a sandwich composed of slandof, incub, and smooog. Indeed it was delicious. For beverage i consumed urine
Name:
LunchMasterDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 3-Nov-2006
Dear CrusherSam-
You can ask your mum if my johnson stinks after a trip through her chocolate factory. You Willy Wanker. I had a burrito for lunch, it was great. Not as great as Mrs Crusher Sams tacos though.
Name:
missa Lunch:
Location:
school
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 3-Nov-2006
we have mean teachers @ lunch!!!
Name:
Rich Lunch:
Location:
Mangia Mangia
WebSite: www.gentlegiantrowing.org
Date of Lunch: 3-Nov-2006
I went to lunch with Nat today and on his suggestion we went to Mangia Mangia. (what a great idea!) I find myself normally getting a cheese burger so today I went with the steak bomb. It was good....but there was a lot of grease that is now sitting in my belly. That should feel great in about an hour...but I think the Steak Bomb was worth it.
Name:
Crusher Sam Lunch:
Location:
Oz
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 3-Nov-2006
LunchMasterDave. What's it feel like f**king ass gay boy. Does it make your Johnson stink ?
Name:
haley Lunch:
Location:
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 2-Nov-2006
uhh.. what is this?
Name:
Darren Sellner Lunch:
Location:
Calgary
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 2-Nov-2006
I surfed the web and drank coffee, I wish I saw day light today. Tomorrow will be awesome, going for PHO
Name:
LunchMasterDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 2-Nov-2006
Lunch was Sandwich, I ate it. Yum.
Crusher Sam you wankster.I miss you. Write Back my little poofter cheeks.
America Rules. English people play cricket. Thats sooo gay!!
Name:
skippy Lunch:
Location:
Austin
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 2-Nov-2006
im going down the street to get a gyro. again. they're so damn tasty. i heart kismet on the drag.
Name:
Noodles Lunch:
Location:
Preston
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 2-Nov-2006
Lunch was ok. Had toast, but it was slightly burnt (had the after-scrape taste).
Going for a panini soon so I hope it'll be well mint!
Name:
LunchMasterDave Lunch:
Location:
Chicago
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 1-Nov-2006
For lunch today I had Chinese Food and eight seconds later, I was hungry again. O'wait. Also, Crusher Sam yanks his own wanker!! See that? Both your favorite stupid words Poofter lips.
Name:
Crusher Sam Lunch:
Location:
Oz
WebSite:
Date of Lunch: 1-Nov-2006
Hey illiterate yank. Go ** sideways ya poofter. Your nation's mouths are sure big enough
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